Unnecessary Safety Warning!!!
Have you ever noticed all of the ridiculous safety warnings out there? Warning, HOT! Watch Your Step!
These seemingly obvious statements have unfortunately arisen out of necessity. Someone burned their mouth on coffee and sued the bejeesus out of McDonald’s. Now we all have to suffer the annoying labels. Someone tripped over the bright yellow step that everyone else used with ease. Now we have to be distracted while we approach the step and possibly trip over it ourselves. My favorite warnings are on children’s items. Kids are inherently squirmy, curious, and careless-hence all of the warning labels. One of my favorites is the picture below.

Now, the FAIL label was added by some cynical person, probably a Farker. The label only adds to the hilarity of the photo. Many of us who have kids have possibly witnessed the event pictured above in person, and maybe some better FAIL moments as well. I invite you to let me know if you can top this unfortunate pic.
March 19, 2008 at 9:29 am
What’s up with chainsaw girl? FAIL.
March 19, 2008 at 11:58 am
I thought it was a nice display of sexism in Western Culture. It shows how anything mundane can be made “sexy.”
Actually I just the picture is HAWT!!!