Into the Great (Un)Known

So, here’s the story. I am not a blogger. I actually despise blogging. I lurk occasionally at my wife’s blog to see if she has been bitching about me and I check one or two other blogs that my friends in other parts of the world author so that I can keep up with what is happening in their world. But I don’t particularly like blogging.

Maybe that is why I decided to give this a try. I have found in the past that many of the things I didn’t like were actually fun once I gave them a try. Or maybe it was something that I thought sounded really cool and I was jealous I didn’t think of it first. Whatever the reason, I acknowledge that sometimes my hatred is born of fear or ignorance.

So, that’s part of my crazy explanation of why I, the blog-hater, am now attempting to write a blog. Deep down I fear that my ramblings will go largely unnoticed, and that would hurt. Secretly I hope that I become one of the top blogs around so that I can brag about how I can do something that I hate better than those that love it. Kind of twisted huh?

Anyway, once I figure out how this world functions (and how to operate this stupid website) I will control you all. Now, what to write about…